January 2012
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guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you SEXUAL PREDATOR OF THE NIGHT
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aysaitybity asked: I love your blog, btw its so crazy that your 4'10 1/2 &'d 98 pounds, im 4'11 &'d 97lbs! :D
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The krabby patty formula is ██████ ██████ ██████
linz0: fucking sopa
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This post has been censored by the United States...
failureinthefleshh:
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SOPA EMERGENCY LIST. →
dirtyredsdirtymind: SOPA Emergency IP list: So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media reddit.com 72.247.244.88 ...
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WatchWatch
dez15: iliketiffanyy: ev4nescent: boxmans-girlfriend: part-the-red-sea: fenixorden: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES  OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR? omgg LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO OMGGG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFLROFLOFLS LOLOLOL ahahahahaha *coughcoughcough* 4th time reblogging this OMG! that was so fuckin funny!!!
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caroline: hello?
louis: caroline?
caroline: yes, hello?
louis: hi.
caroline: oh lou-
louis: hi. it's louis tomlinson. harry's best friend.
caroline: yeah i know who you are lou.
louis: hi. it's louis tomlinson. you may know me as harry's lover.
caroline: lol louis! i know who you are. i'm at your apartment every day..
louis: hi. it's louis tomlinson. harry's man crush. the boy who shares a bromance with him. the boy who is secretly in love with him and is hurting because some saggy pussy stole him away from me leaving me alone and judging harshly from afar at their pda.
caroline: what?
louis: what? who said that.
caroline: -laughs nervously-
louis: let's cut to the chace whore. Give Harry back and we'll pretend this little situation didn't happen
caroline: wh-
louis: he's mine.
caroline: Okay seriously louis this prank call isn't funny anymore
louis: he's mine.
caroline: Are you being serious? You're starting to scare m-
louis: HE'S MINE!
caroline: woah. okay calm down. i'm sure we can talk about this in a appropriate manner
harry in the distance: louis who are you yelling at?
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The dog that was once barking from next door:
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louis: ....Zayn
-hangs up-
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7am waking up in the morning...
Expectation: Reality:
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Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer, it's hi how are you
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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"Life's too short for the wrong job"
skyworlds: tumbleupthestairs:
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